Slow Nights and D.S.L's

Tonight was super slow, I think we had 5-6 tickets, and maybe 5 room service orders. Nothing really happened today, I made some jicama salsa and cabbage slaw, as well as throw away all the shitty herbs we had in the walk-in. But that's really it.

We had a couple orders for sushi tonight, and I'm getting better at rolling/cutting them, but I'm still shit at it. One day I'll be able to roll sushi like a samurai, but that's a long ways away. Amber a fucking master at it though, but the time I'm done rolling mine, hers are already cut and on the damn plate. Cutting sushi though is the pitts. There's a certain way you have to hold it so it stays round and doesn't smoosh down, but I just can't get the hang of it.

The new bartender was working tonight, I still don't know her name. This is only the second time I've ever seen her, so I guess it's okay. Let me tell you this though, she is super fucking cute. Maybe it has something to do with her being a red head, I fucking love red headed girls. I don't know why, but something about them makes me happy. I noticed she has a tat that swirls up her arm and around to her back, but didn't ask about it. Amber was teasing me today about the new bartender, saying I had a crush on her and shit. I don't. I just think she's cute.

Now, lets talk about D.S.L's. For those of you too mature to know what that means, let me tell you. D.S.L. stands for Dick Sucking Lips, something I'm surprised Ale doesn't have. Neil must be very sad about this. Anyway, I say this because it was one of the main topics of discussion today during morning prep. That's really the end of the story, and fuck, I don;t even know why I brought it up, maybe I'm just trying to pad out this post and make it longer than it should be.

Oh, and apparently women don;t dig 70'spornstar mustaches. THIS IS FUCKING NEWS TOO ME. I was planning on growing one as soon as I could go into bars just so I could flash the guns to some pretty little lady, and BAM,get laid. I thought it was a fool-proof plan. Now I gotta rethink my "get laid quick" plans.

Like I said, not much happened today, hopefully something good happens tomorrow so I can talk about it